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(608): View more from Wisconsin

State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.

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(513): View more from Ohio

you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza

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(858): View more from California

I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.

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you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes

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(612): View more from Minnesota

We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?

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(239): View more from Florida

We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk

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(678): View more from Georgia

I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".

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