Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Who died my cat blue again?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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