Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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