More tranny stories later!
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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