Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Randomize
