my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
