Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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