ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just cut my nipple shaving
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
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