it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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