I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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