She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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