Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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