I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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