you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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