frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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