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go home
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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