I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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