OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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