I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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