i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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