Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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