winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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