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She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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