Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
my poor anus
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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