Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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