oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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