bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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