yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
My life is pants optional.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Randomize
