the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I just saw a hot homeless man
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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