Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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