Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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