Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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