I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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