thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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