Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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