so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
