I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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