so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
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