Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
