Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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