I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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