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say what?
wanna hang out?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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