Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
This is your post bachelor party survival text. This a free and complementary service to make sure you are still alive. For alive, say yes. For hurting, say ugh. If lost, say help. If dead, please feel free to not respond. Thank you and we hope you enjoyed the party.
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