we're blogging at a bar
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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