toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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