How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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