dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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