I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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