i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize
