she was so not down for the gang bang
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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