Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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