We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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