i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I said "one day" and that day is not today
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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