All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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