In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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