my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
handjob tips. give me some.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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