I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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