If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
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