Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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