On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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